READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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