it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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