i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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