Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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