I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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