return my video game
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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