I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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