just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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