THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
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Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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