I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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