I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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