And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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