I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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