It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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