Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
She has the best kind of daddy issues
How does it feel to date your dad?
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
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