I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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