Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
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