Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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