So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Randomize
