At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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