he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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