What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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