look no pants
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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