Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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