That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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