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i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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