dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
whose parrot is this?
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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