it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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