We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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