Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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