Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Houston, we have a squirter
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
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