By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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