id be glad to
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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