I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
you made out with another girl for some wings
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Randomize
