on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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