No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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