If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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