erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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