Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
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