I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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