Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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