Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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