their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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