I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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