YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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