I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Did you just see the Batmobile???
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
