we're blogging at a bar
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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