my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
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