ya dads aren't the best wingmen
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Randomize
