You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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