Moan for me like Helen Keller
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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