the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Randomize
