ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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