from now on my penis is your penis
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
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