can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
There's always time for handjobs
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Damn victory sex feels great
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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