If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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