I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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